Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.