Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?
  • plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

    foulmouthedliberty:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

    this is real

    fruitpacks:

    meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

    eatingisfab:

    when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

    
thejamesboyle:

iampetershervheim:

rkidd:

d0esntmakesense:

This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.

now there’s some perspective.

I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.

wowwwww

    vegay:

    i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    dutchster:

    i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

    image

    PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

    Birthday makeup looks way better irl than on shitty webcam.
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    I don’t wanna work, I just wanna stay in and play the sims all day.
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    janemba:

the biggest fuck you to every beyonce hate article written by a white feminist