dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
I’m sad and lonely and just want a new pet that’s mine and no one else’s.
doodoomar: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
ao-oa: never love a writer, and never let one love you. they won’t ever stop.
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
lzbth: ‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
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Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only...– Male proverb. (via 7eleven)
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
cherrycaked: there’s an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where everything turns into the 60s and at first she’s like wow this is so groovy the music is awesome and everyone is into peace and love why even change back, but then she talks to a university representative but he laughs in her face and says she can’t go to his prestigious college because she’s a woman and then she realises that...
proudlybigotedmisandrist: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- ...
audreyii-fic: writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
Decided to make it my goal to watch every Leonardo DiCaprio movie
ro-s-a-spar-ks: Casual racism just honestly saw that character as white.
But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever...– Margaret Atwood
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
sassycybermen: “I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!” wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
g2gfast: today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
Oh my god. My cousin whose husband killed her’s trial started today. Oh my lord was her death gruesome that son of a bitch. <b>Wife battered and fatally burned by husband, Crown alleges </b> An Ottawa man scalded his wife with boiling water and then left her to die in the basement of her home, a Crown prosecutor alleged on the opening day of a first-degree murder trial. ...